which is, itself, a secret. well done, agent. five more remain.
On the homepage, old-school gamers know a certain code. Up, up, down, down... you know the rest. Finish it on your keyboard and watch the skies.
Grown-up nerds only: open your browser’s developer console on the homepage. Someone left you a message, and a secret password that impresses Joseph at the stall.
In the comic drawing of how the Lab works, a certain furry security officer sits on top of the supercomputer. He accepts clicks. He has opinions.
Somewhere on this site it is written what Joseph’s one weakness is. Go to the homepage and simply type that word. Look up.
The Joseph File has lines blacked out by the censors. Real agents know that hovering a finger over a secret reveals it.
Found them all? Tell Joseph at the stall and say the password from Secret No. 2. Legend says there is a high-five in it for you.