You found the secrets page
which is, itself, a secret. well done, agent. five more remain.
Case files cracked: 0 of 5
SECRET No. 1The old code
On the homepage, old-school gamers know a certain code. Up, up, down, down… you know the rest. Finish it on your keyboard and watch the skies.
No keyboard? Punch it into the Lab’s code pad right here.
SECRET No. 2The console note
Grown-up nerds only: open your browser’s developer console on the homepage. Someone left you a message, and a secret password that impresses Joseph at the stall.
Grown-ups · computer onlySECRET No. 3The guard
In the comic drawing of how the Lab works, a certain furry security officer sits on top of Norman, the Lab’s used Dell server. He accepts clicks. He has opinions.
SECRET No. 4The snack
Somewhere on this site it is written what Joseph’s one weakness is. Go to the homepage and simply type that word. Look up.
SECRET No. 5The redacted file
The Joseph File has lines blacked out by the censors. Real agents know that hovering a finger over a secret reveals it.
Found them all? Tell Joseph at the stall and say the password from Secret No. 2. Legend says there is a high-five in it for you.